"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."
- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.
THIS WAS LESTRADE’S BEST FUCKING LINE IN THE SHOW YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.
|—||John Green, Paper Towns (via getoffyourfeetandmakethiscount)|
hey, baby’s gotta eat
black mommy excellence
I don’t support breast feeding in public places. Sorry not sorry. I just think there is a time and place for everything.
the time is when the baby is hungry
and the place is where the mother is able to feed the baby
everyone is always critiquing black motherhood and here we have a black woman not only graduating but giving her baby the nourishment it needs
i think there’s a time and place for your negativity
and it’s not now and it’s not on this picture
people don’t realize that when they say parents shouldn’t breast feed in public they’re really saying “my discomfort and objectification of breasts is more important than your child’s health and survival.” all you fuckers who say this shit should be charged with neglect. you can’t forbid people from feeding their children just cause boobs give weak dudes boners.
Gay marriage will now be referred to as a “macklemarriage”
Or just as marriage..?
Macklemore didn’t die for this
|—||jenn satsune (via ohsatsune)|
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp (x)
this is the cutest
Season 5 Extras - Trivia Game (x)
I just really love it when actors wear t-shirts about their projects or friends for fun
I love how half of these are Rupert Grint he’s so cute
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT
WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES
what in god’s name is a knob
what is going on in this post
Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob